CHALLENGER'S RAP

• My name is average joe/
• just another moe with an ugly flow/
• and a corn hole so big it'll make you go whoa/
• and yes I live on skid row/
• so low on dough you'll be throwing money at my toes/
• and a wife so ugly looks like a cracked up Marylin monroe/
• I'm very slow/
• so fucked up on home grown I be seeing colors like vincent van gogh/ ugly like a carrion crow/
• so fucked up on snow they be calling me joe blow/
• I pimp the std riddled hoes/
• so obvious they're given a golden glow/
• I'm just another sock in a puppet show/
• owe so much money to the bank their trying to repo my skanks/
• and every night I spanked by my pedophile uncle frank/
• he calls me his personal sperm bank/
• after that he trys to run me down the suicidal plank/
• tells me to go to school with a shank/
• and steal all the piggy banks/
• so he can afford some crank/
• and put some money in his gas tank/
• and he's finally sank me to the bottom/
• falling like autumn/
• living in the city of Sodom/
• just another slave forced to pick some cotton/
• sucking for money has turned my teeth rotten/
• trying to earn enough money to blossom/
• I proceed with caution/
• if the deal goes bad then it's time to play possum/
• the opposite of awesome/
• better put me up for adoption and find a better looking option/
• face that'll make you nauseous/
• looks like a bug you try to drain down the faucet/
• or at least keep me and make some profit/
• I'll clean your house for some chocolate/
• and a place to sleep if you'll be modest/
• nah fuck you boy were locking you in the closet/
• force you to work the streets and steal from pockets/
• earn your keep and you'll find a place to sleep/
• oh and by the way your new dads a creep/
• cover your sheets or he'll take a peek/
• and no weeping to the police or you'll find your throat seeping/
• and don't try to run away/
• I'll know you've went astray when I'm missing my ashtray/
• oh and by the way I'll need your help in the bathtub/
• there's a sensitive point that I needed you to scrub/
• it needs a rub/
• my little nub/
• after that maybe you can have some grub/
• fuck that I'll just die/
• hang myself with a long tie and leave a note thats says goodbye.