Battles BallyPoo vs Hutch
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Alright kid, look, my name is BallyPoo
- I'm bout to burn you so hard, we know its true
- Already 2 lines and you be lookin' blue
- Your face already dumbfounded you lookin like you have no clue!
- I'm gonna start this off, slow and easy
- Your mom has two hands on my dick, squeezy
- I beat little rapper kids so hard, too easy
- I've never met a real challenge, I'm too breezy
- Who knows you're probably one of them, little rapper kids
- You try to rap good, but you can't, no talent
- Seeing me over here doing real bars, being gallant
- What else are you, homosexual?
- Of course I already knew that, I'm intellectual
- Too bad you don't know what I just meant, you have no vocabulary
- That's what makes me a good rapper, I'm legendary
- It's about halfway through this rap, just like your mom was halfway
- Fucking me all day
- You ain't got no job, no pay
- How you gon' get food on yo tray?
- Like I said, horrible rapper kids like you is what I slay
- I fucked your girl so hard, she went neigh
- West side nigga, rapping in the bay.
- I'm about to end this rap, I'm getting bored
- Hopefully you quit rapping and do something new, oh lord
- Your girl is sucking me off, while I type this rap
- She's a dirty fine one, dancing on my lap
- Your mom was fuckin' me too, I downed her so hard
- We were fuckin', in the backyard
- Sike nigga, she's just a fat piece of lard
- I'm ballin to hard, got a million on my VISA card.
- Last night, your girl gave me a call
- We were fuckin, but her pussy was too small
- Hah, I accidently dented her pussy wall
- I fucked around and played her like she was my barbie doll.
- Again, your girl, has two hands on my dick
- I need to end this quick
- Her tongue is everywhere, so slick
- My dick
- It's as big as a baseball stick
- She got all 12 inches of it, what a lick
- Fuck bitches get money, that's the trick
- You don't do that, your dick is the size of a tooth pick.
- Get out of here, you fuck boy rapper,
- That's your new nick.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- As a kid, I was always told, I should dream big,
- but now I'm dreamin' big and people think I need a therapist,
- So every day I'm self-boostin' up my self-confidence,
- Say I'm too good to NOT achieve accomplishments,
- XYZ do it dirty like a prodigy,
- Come from many different seeds that I implant when I'm on a beat,
- Honestly, causin' havoc constantly, commonly,
- thought to be too big-headed but I murder prophecies,
- Yeah, so imma break every last law,
- Drop the mic like off a tower, smashin' through the asphalt,
- Do to die, suicides occur, when I spew some lines,
- Fuck u, it's i, I'm just tryna pimp some fuckin' butterflies,
- But, that idea's a hella stretch,
- And yoga and pilates were never my best,
- So I gotta find another way to fly over the cookoo's nest,
- to prove my mom wrong when she says my dreams are bigger than my head,
- So I learned to say fuck school, and focus more on rap,
- Cause when it comes to homework, I don't have the time for that,
- See I'd rather go and increase my chance of graspin' rap
- Than give away my brain away to physics, formulas, and stats,
- Elemental evolution, made the way the cards were dealt,
- But I grew some balls to get my life under my belt,
- Livin' just how I want, like I be on Seinfeld,
- Ego size of a melon, but that ego sure as hell excel,
- Now my visions coming true, damn, That's So Raven,
- Every day my fame be takin' new forms of transformation,
- Fascinated, eyes be wide like opposite of Asian,
- I congratulate myself, soon I'll make it,
- And that isn't just words, nah, actions in rotation,
- Gettin' Bronson on my playlist as I seek my elevation,
- Plan to be signed by the time I fin'ly go through graduation,
- I've got high-ass expectations but my brain ain't too minuscule to take it,
- Head getting bigger, figures pillars will burn at last,
- Head getting bigger, Jimmy Neutron when my brain blast,
- Intelligence is thicker, picture wiggers with a smart rap,
- Intelligence is bigger, so I lay my brains on the track,
- Phineas Gage, fuck a train,
- Pull up Ces from the ground and bump it Saturday through Sunday,
- and what's a pull up if you can't throw yourself up above the bar?
- I'm beefing hard, muscle turn my songs to seminars,
- It's gettin' to that time where I'm really fuckin' ripe,
- Sproutin' out as I'm feedin' these people what they like,
- My, buzz startin' to fly, imma need some bug repellent,
- Bored of bein' scored, cause every damn time I score elevens,
- Ideas are comin' at me faster than the speed of light,
- Bulbs turnin' on, feelin' Edison-bright,
- My bars sound dope, look the opposite of Helen,
- My, brain so fuckin big, my head look like a motherfuckin' melon,
- Melon, brain wired down to black thoughts, to the Roots,
- Skin color white, pour some watermelon, fool,
- It's in my blood to wanna love whatever's heavenly and white,
- But my melon-sized ideas open up my eyes melon-wide,
- I learned this shit the hard way, Great Chicago Fire,
- De Facto makin' it's stay in our empire,
- Apollo 11 raise the limits to the moon and higher,
- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, I'm hardwired,
- Melon, brain wired down to black thoughts, to the Roots,
- Skin color white, pour some watermelon, fool,
- It's in my blood to wanna love whatever's heavenly and white,
- But my melon-sized ideas open up my eyes melon-wide,
- American Dream ain't exactly what it seem to be,
- and the Great Dictator seem to be a dick to me,
- Man-made Instinct unleash my black cherries,
- I be spellin' out my ABC's all the way through them XYZ's,