CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I used to spit rhymes during my free time,
• and throw down line after line,
• like I wasn't even trying,
• and by the time i was done,
• I left my opponents crying,
• but wait a minute,
• lets take a sec to rewind
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• Bitch, I'm a rap god,
• I get more wads than your whole squad
• sit back listen to them applaud
• and leave you shocked like a
• lightning rod
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• I play with my words, like its a game
• and i shoot you down, without even taking aim,
• I'm like a wild beast, i cant be tamed
• you should be ashamed of what you became
• you should move to Spain, and change your name
• I proclaim you to be defamed
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• Does the pain hurt?
• Does your brain hurt?
• Who's to blame?
• Me.
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• I'm probably gonna lose
• I'm so bad at rapping
• I wish my rhymes could just flow out
• like a sick person crapping
• Or have a good beat
• like a bunch of fingers snapping,
• simultaneously,
• I rhyme pretty spontaneously
• and I try not to offend certain genders, races and ethnicities
• my raps revolve around simplicity
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• If I was a rapper, I'd need help with the lyrics
• and you'd probably find my albums in Wal-mart's clearance
• I don't care what the haters say about my raps
• cause i know they all sound like crap
• but in good time
• ill be able to rhyme
• and say things with better flow
• like melting snow
• I just fucked up my whole rap
• but I'm too lazy to fix it now
• squeezing out these borderlined rhymes
• is like milking a dairy cow
• I quit for now, that wasnt fun
• But maybe next time, I'll show yall how its done.