Battles MarkCalderon vs Willrod19xx
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm new to this less bars then twix
- But that won't stop me from letting these chicks
- Suck my dick
- while I look for there mom
- (I think I found her)Yawp that right she in the hot tub
- Waiting for me while I grab the other bitch
- By the hair and strap her to the chair
- The next day she dares to ask "what are we "
- What were we before because that's what we is
- Pepsi coke pizza I fucked this girl name Teresa
- Couldn't nut she screamed like a cow
- Never fucked those or a horse just let me loose
- While a straight my tooth wait for this Thot
- Who soo heavenly wants my cock
- Diss myself I sound like micky mouse with an ak
- Look at this particle looking at startled
- I farted thats right maybe I sharted?
- Who knows? this is Goodbye tell your mom I said hi
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I appreciate the fact that your trying to rhyme
- But come on kid, your style has no meaning its wasting my time
- I dont have all the time in the world
- But what i do have is a date with your girl
- Your a kid playing in grown man class
- Ill run a 300 yard dash just to slash you with a broken car glass from a car crash
- Then come back after all that
- My rhymes are way iller then yours
- You will never rhyme dress talk or act like me
- I can spit diffrent flows super dynamical to help you see what's inside of me
- Seems like your lost here ill give you a clue
- Actually nevermind no point trying to help someone who cant even tie their own shoe
- What you should do is go buy more tissue
- For the lyrically battle youve issued
- And this is just a warm up
- Its 2:26 am i just picked your girl up
- So ill talk to you later after im done with her here
- Im about to start dancing with her, come take a hear