DEFENDER'S RAP

• puff, puff, pass, relapse back to the past,
• looking at the facts. Call me daddy.
• Drunk off that natty, cause I wouldn't have fucked that fatty,
• here comes the drama, guess who it was! Yo mama.
• Man those jokes are old school,
• damn though, you choke on your own drool.
• yo, it's cool, I'll keep the punchlines old so you can keep up in this duel.
• On guard, you rapping retard, or get scarred, then you'll get discarded,
• Started out easy but that's cause I know you're cheesy,
• I am too but I'm sharp like cheddar, never aged but better than ever.
• Rather or not I'll stop is up to you, give up, for I unleash this monsoon!
• Well if you insist on getting dissed let me persist on these rhymes I missed.
• Hell, tell your friends you fail, dwell to the end because it's when I begin
• to pen for the win, that I get under your skin like sin, shit, here's thunder again,
• better run to your car cause I'm a whirlwind that's far from home.
• Coming off of the dome, different tones, you suck, fuck nut.
• I struck luck! just joshing you,
• interrupting cause I'm accomplishing astonishing you
• and this is just skill that I reconstruct and it's costing you.
• You lost, so boo, sloshing and tossing ya cause you're crossing me.
• Flossy like Fonzie, flashy posse, hiding from paparazzi,
• and you're in your moms basement,
• your only entertainment is chronic masturbation,
• chronic is an understatement cause you're making presentations,
• video demonstrations, linked with invitations for self stimulation.
• you even have a line of medications for agitation of the blistering aberrations
• or irritation, no lack of orgasmic constipation, call it your occupation,
• no exaggeration. Okay, you freaky ass motherfucker, I'll stop the annihilation.
• Only because burning you so hard should be a concerning violation barred.
• Regardless I'm still in celebration, call it heartless but this is your termination.