Battles JohnEWat vs _Voltaire
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- If you wanna battle me you should be so cautious
- I read all your raps but they only made me nauseous
- You’re mom said I’m obnoxious but my penis is so monstrous
- I only hit once tho I did that for your conscious
- Not no Adam Sandler so I won’t be your big daddy(daddy, daddy)
- You wanna ask me where you’re lagging
- wouldn’t give your ass a tip if you were my fuckin cabby
- As a matter of fact go drive a fuckin taxi
- Cuz rap is not an option, my shit is fuckin constant
- The way I lay these words is such a great concoction
- It’s John E fucking Wat and the wat is short for Watson
- So It’s John E Wat Son You’ve already lost and I’ve simply just begun
- My words are like tazer, they leave everybody stunned
- Just put the mic down and go back to getting spun
- And don’t come back til you’ve got a slam dunk
- It’s champ vs chump, I’m leutentant Dan you’ll be forrest gump
- So run forrest run, cuz we comin for ya boy
- When my soldiers get deployed, these rappers get destroyed
- I’m the real fuckin deal, so call my ass McCoy
- Dick so good It’s your girlfriends favorite toy
- She call me everyday, askin me to play
- Doing me like santa riding on my sleigh
- You should feel betrayed, all them dollas that you paid
- Takin her on dates and now you don’t get laid
- Intuition says I’m winnin, if she gonna let me hit it
- Then I’m cumming on your linen,
- know it’s only been 1 innin but I think this rap is finished
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Here we go, first verse, actin like it's your first time
- Go ahead and rhyme, when I spit man, I bet you can see the lyrics come out of my mouth,
- I see your ass beholden, yeah , it's true- I spit fire but my raps are golden.
- I can see what you write before you lay em
- Don't need to be a pussy ass, bitch im gonna spray em,
- Smash you put of this world, bring your ass back and start to freefall
- I can spit ice, fire, crystal, whatever you please
- , don't care what raps you listen to as long as it's me
- Can you see- the sky blazing a thousand lights, trashing your ass getting stamped and bashed
- So fast, I caught on fire before I lay my first rhyme- oops- crash and die, well I guess I'm over
- Still burnt you Iike a stove, ugh, but before I leave imma fuckin feast, beast, money machine,
- Cashin my check for a new leash, snap it on ya neck, and crack your ass like your my new hoe.