Battles Explicitlygifted vs ZyloSylo
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ITS THE MAIN EVENT EG VS ZYLOSYLO - lol jp just for fun no rules lets just try to challenge our writing skills.
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
ZyloSylo won this battle!
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Battle on February 10 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I have a Method a madness its imaginary an scarey
- to any adversary its a fictional reality
- left your reputare damaged wrapped in bandages,
- its the cannabis, methamphetamines, acid hits,
- grabbed gravity from grabbing me or standing me,
- I guess i'm like eminem an people think your fabulous,
- i'm rapping it rapid hits in nasa spacecraft apparatuses,
- irrational rationalist thats rather ravenous never passing this,
- lit spliff until i'm passed the atmosphere lifted,
- clouds swimming surfing crowds, passed the barrier,
- barely hear sounds its all down its all abound its all grounded out
- roaming about could go with a crown could go without,
- i'm gettin sick and sicker with this wickedness rhythm rhyming arithmetic
- this missile climbing through the climate to hit, its intended target
- to descend on it diss you dismiss you this is dismissal this is
- visual liberal livid living this critical, ima whimsical cynical criminal,
- incredible fantastical, I level you I crash the castle embellish you
- with hellish hues, so what the hell you gonna do?
- me and zylo starting to become rap pad rivals its cool,
- but ima watch him spiral like a gyro to
- he can't last this kind of survival its primal
- my rhymes are covered in vinyl and tribals
- try it though i'm liable to have you lying curled folded on a floor
- i'm violent like street riots put dents in your scion
- for trying rappin and rhymin you big giant vagina.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Explicit is an imposter, got me ready to turn it up and boil your noodles into pasta
- Explicitly gifted is bitchin sayin he's "gifted" I'll be the endin to his christmas
- Motherfucker your finished, Tell your mom I said her pussy is delicious
- I saw this faggot on the street blowin kisses with a rose in his hand askin for dicklets
- I'll get explicitly gifted fucked by a midget while I pass his sister my digits
- Grab him by the neck and slap his face b4 puttin my fist in it
- Throw a rattlesnack at his jaw and have him kissin it
- Motherfucker Im different then anything you've ever envisioned
- Fuckin joke I'll pour tabasco sauce down ya mommas throat
- And shove your cock into your sisters mouth til she chokes
- Im possessed by Eminem even rob him on the days that hes broke
- Your faker then Justin Beiber sellin crackheads soap
- Speakin of Justin Beiber,
- I heard you got beiber fever and wet your panties everytime you hear his voice on a speaker
- I'll fuckin slice your tit off with a meat cleaver and stab you in the head so much
- You fall into an epileptic seizure
- He's one of those guys that pump their fists to the skies screamin "Im a believer!"
- Just for being "Gifted" I'll slice your toes off and stick them in the freezer
- Dear reader, Explicitlygifted secretly fucks a transvestite named Peter
- They trade semen as their holes fill up by the liter
- Fuck rap, I'll fuckin smash your head into a heater
- And get your adams apple chewed off by a golden retriever
- Explicitlygifted had a bitchfit when I told him I fucked his mom for Christmas
- And cummed inside his burger for puttin mustard on my frankfurter
- I turned his Christmas to Shitmas cause eating ass is always on his wishlist
- Im the most dope mc theres no way this clown is qualified to go against me
- Immaculately arrivin at heavens gate with a chainsaw and his head on a plate
- My name must taste good cause its always in your mouth
- You can say this is a date cause Im takin him out
- Robotically rippin his arms and legs apart like a spear thru Joan Of Ark
- Explicitly gifted is addicted to quittin in a game where theres no hope for him winning