CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Twats the kinda guy who'd climb
• over his own mother for a piece of the pie,
• Who'd pluck out his own eye rather than not lie
• A snide who dunnit and a fanatical terroriser
• self radicalised by the one who spun it
• Sneering through dictionary corner because he Warner
• Alienated as a Martian nothing more than a charlatan
• Needs a dose from a vet looks like cancer
• Smoking a cigarette. Fuckers so cheap he only calls
• Collect, a swanvesta immoral of concerns
• Aids ridden species handsome like Mr Burns
• Always on tiptoes scratching and itching
• Hormonal trash talking and bitching
• Wife gave him the sack says it was mutual
• This ain't Switzerland we ain't neutral
• Postman does the rounds on her crack
• Prefers a real man not this Pussy hanging outta that
• Thinks hes Snoop Dog his nothing but a twat
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