Battles   vs BobbyJamesJr

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

BobbyJamesJr won this battle!

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Battle on May 11 2015 and Battle on May 19 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • yahoopen
  • Lying on the sofa
  • all curled and meek
  • but in my furry-fuzzy head
  • there's a rapping beat.
  • Gonna rap while I'm napping
  • and looking sweet
  • gonna rap while I'm padding
  • on the balls of my feet
  •  
  • Gonna rap on my head
  • gonna rap on my tail
  • gonna rap on my
  • you know where.
  • So wave your paws in the air
  • like you just don't care
  • with nine lives to spare
  • gimme five right here.
  •  
  • Well, they say that we cats
  • are killed by curiosity,
  •  
  • but does the moggie mind?
  • No, I've got suavity.
  • When I get to heaven
  • gonna rap with Macavity,
  • gonna find his hidden paw
  • and clear up that mystery.
  •  
  • Nap it up
  • scratch it up
  • the knack is free
  • fur it up
  • purr it up
  • yes that's me.
  •  
  • The meanest cat-rapper you'll ever see.
  • Number one of the street-sound galaxy.
  •  
  • From Everybody got a Gift
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  • freakhead
  •  
  • Yo
  • Once upon a time, I didn't had dime, I was waiting for the end of my lifetime
  • I was depressed, I was stressed, and in need of peace and rest
  • I was hated, and under rated, as well as frustrated
  • My life was shit, whole of it, and I myself admit it
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  • Then I met someone, who changed my life to awesome, and bring blossom
  • My life was screwed, it changed it to new, that's true
  • It made me happy, it was lucky, as it was a puppy
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  • I love the way, it actively play, lazily lay, everyday
  • He didn't had any worries, nor rabies, and he loved ladies
  • He was everyone's favorite, he was calm not desperate
  • although he was little impish, but he never got punish
  • His eating habits were little bad, but they'll make you glad, not mad
  • Sometimes he chases his own tail, like fairytale,
  • his cute face black male
  • Sometimes he jump cheerfully, carefully, and peacefully
  • He loves his food, it'll change his mood, and mine from screwed
  • I forgot to mention, He barks to get attention, or for a question
  • sometimes he do weird things, with his ring, like a king
  • Sometimes he act funny, on sunny, shiny, ceremony
  • He is really friendly to me, & if you're stranger you must flee
  • as it can break your knee
  • His nose is wetter, and a lot better, I can write it in a letter
  • he exercise twice, loves rice, this is nice,
  • and he don't have lice (lol)
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  • His name is "big guy", let me to notify, you so that you can identify
  • him.. he is the amazing, but sometimes confusing
  • I love him, he love me
  • if he begin, I'll flee

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