Battles vs Unbearable
RULES
No rules, except try make to include some humor! I really enjoy humor in lyrics. :)
Max of 24 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I, to each member, a criminal offender,
- a original lyrical inventor with no tender,
- here to offend ya.
- Dispensing words that are all condescending,
- when expressing, vexing, hexing, flexed bench pressing,
- attending your beheading when your repenting the sentence,
- so your running for the entrance,
- because the exit accommodated a presence.
- Have you learned your lesson? They're assessing,
- as your repressing a grin whilst confessing,
- addressing the flesh eating obsession you harness.
- Dressed as a pharmacist, in all calmness,
- regardless of the optimist, problem is;
- i've lost the plot, caught sloppy allot,
- bought a yacht to flop the body's nonstop,
- fill your bed with a prop to give me
- more time to evade the cops.
- But I'm not going to stop,
- cupping your nuts, "cause it's so fun to rub your crotch",
- touch touch touch, fuck you till your butt erupts, floods muck,
- I'm chucking up, fuck fuck fuck, "how did my dick get stuck?"
- this thug got butt-plug struck, yuk
- that was so abrupt, somewhat obstruct.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- i want u to understand something
- cause when i rapping i wanna see the fans jumping
- i wanna hear the bass bumping, the beers thumping
- so countdown how many wins i'm hunting
- yo i came at night, while people sleeping turning off the light
- be aware of my sprite i ma put ya in a plight ya i got the strength
- i got the power i got will i got the might,
- i'm still level one but still can win the fight
- i'm the brave-hart i'm that knight
- i wish to battle heroes but all i battle are traits
- what a slight problem
- I'ma alight them in a death rite, till i feel an excite
- aghite that was ma first battle, ma raps was tight
- so prop it, vote it, i want votes to reach 1000 giga-byte