DEFENDER'S RAP

• chorus:
• you've been upset
• so quit talk about how good you are
• that's enough said
• it was low but now I raised the bar
• you've been upset
• so say hello to the new star
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• I never thought i'd be a super star
• never once thought i'd ever get this far
• but I never doubted, kept believing, that's for sure
• once I made it, I beat the fucking tar
• out of you, then I smashed up your car
• I was making birdies while you made pars
• the tables have turned, now i'm the favorite
• unlike you, i'll be sure to savor it
• you kicked me when down, now your gonna pay for it
• you beg me to end it now, but your gonna have to wait for it
• gonna take my time, nice and slow
• im just here to put on a show
• the crowd keeps chanting go Teezy go
• they love me cause they love an average joe
• thing is, I aint average, im exceptional
• so look out now, the legend starts to grow
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• chorus
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• im the underdog, you're the top dog, whatever dawg
• my rhymes get you lost like your in a fog
• you cant but I can hip-hop like a frog
• you got nothing, you sprint to keep up with my jog
• everyone knows im great, just read a blog
• I'm gonna pig out on beats like a hog
• "damn D J T J is going fucking ham
• Im doing some things no one else can
• don't see that shit bout you, you got one fan
• the crowd's with me, all according to plan
• haven't you ever seen anchorman
• i'm kind of a big fucking deal c'mon man
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• chorus
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• greatness only comes around once in awhile
• pussies think im vile, but you know its my style
• the greatest album ever has just been compiled
• the Malcolm sex experience is sure to rile
• up parents, faggots and the feminists
• you bitch, go on, and echo their sentiments
• you need to learn to appreciate excellence
• when you say I suck its just more evidence
• that you obviously have no intelligence
• when you hear my rhymes flowing with eloquence
• just know im setting rap's new precedents
• And I don't plan on ever ending it