Battles MitchGambin43 vs DDubs
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Hit me with all your fucking disses
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- VERSE 1:
- You're a weak ass bitch, i thought you already knew that
- I'd say it in your ear, but i don't want to choke your neck fat
- I'm new to Rappad, and my flow is rapid
- Your flow is ragged, your dreams are shattered
- You should feel privileged, to rap against me
- In the family of rap, I'm at top of the tree
- I spit 4 bars, and competitors flee
- So I'm not too sure why you're fucking with me
- I've made it clear, that I'm the new fucken man
- and if you can't reach me, I'm probably in Japan
- On vacation again, with an endless supply of xan
- So don't ask me why me and your bitch are holding hands
- CHORUS:
- You gotta go hard or you gotta go home
- In the rap battle dome
- We haven't got time to roam
- You spit with all your heart
- Be the best at the art
- And if you want to fuck with me, I'm ready to start
- VERSE 2:
- I'm spitting my second verse and I'm in my zone
- You're lucky it's taking this long to break every bone
- Next time you come up against me, I'll probably be stoned
- And next time you check your bedroom, your bitch wont be home
- We'll be over at my house, doing shit alone
- Then I'll probably take some photos, using her phone
- And you'll defiantly see her on my bed, laying down prone
- Sorry bro, but I'm the man when it comes to this
- I said 3 words, and these bitches want to kiss
- Wait, wait, wait, this isn't even a fucken diss
- I'm about to go HAM, put it on the shopping list
- CHORUS
- VERSE 3:
- Yeah, I said I'm going HAM so I bought it
- Every beat you put in front of me, I fucking slaughtered
- Who bought it, I bought it
- You should've been aborted
- You're flow is fucking shit, you should've been deported
- I'll give you a few more lines, then I'll abort it
- Your main bitch saw this rap, she fucking adored it
- Don't test me on this level, I know I'm the Lord of
- rap man, scrapping
- I'm done
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Here we go, crank up the flow,
- I'm laughing, cause your rap is gassing up
- Frankly I've had enough,
- tough titty bitch, you're roughly spitting shit,
- I'm rapping blacker than 50 cent,
- Spent his ass to buy some grass, maybe some gas,
- When you started, you got so nervous you sharted,
- This verse is enough to nurse you back to health,
- then worsen your condition through lyrical stealth,
- which was bought by paradigmatic wealth
- you're weaker than Ravenclaws seeker,
- I know you're so eager to claim a victory from me but this wizardry..
- is blistering you while you're blithering about nothing new,
- Call my shit Rhapsody, I'll call you raggedy Anne,
- I am gonna make you that cunt in the truck equivalent to the girlfriend in Stan.
- Look at me, Sam I am, Imma force feed you some cummy eggs and ham.
- I'm like Dr. Seuss mixed with Zeus with a vocabulary boost,
- would it be fitting to call a truce? just kidding, I've got you strung up on a noose,
- let me introduce you to this brown recluse.
- Getting Scared? You're shitty compared to the way I was prepared.
- Now that I'm flared up, I guess I could declare..
- This battle to be won by the latest, tenacious greatest person at rapping.
- I'm grabbing, trapping, slapping you, all while I'm napping too.
- Wise up, you're crappy dude, just like Scrappy Dappy Doo,
- I'm better than you, call my ass Scooby Dooby Doo,
- guess what I solved the mystery, I'm the one who's claiming victory.