DEFENDER'S RAP

• Here I am, DDubs, like whaddup?
• Heard you were Lionel, lord of the the thunder cunts.
• Say, are you a hooker? Sink, line, and hook her.
• Crooked as a cop on drugs, wearing some Uggs,
• pretending to be a motherfucking thug.
• Yo, quit carrying that water gun, for I use something lethal...
• like a pun on words, lyrical Evil Ken-eval, I'd give you a chemistry joke,
• but wouldn't get a reaction, cause your brain is half a fraction,
• the size of mine. No, we ain't talking about our minds.
• I don't even have to have half my intellect to halve your dialect.
• Look at this, a redneck is doing better than you.
• Maybe I got a screw loose or two, but you're like Ikea,
• got thrown in extra parts to create a new idea,
• heard you was like a double pussied Latina named Katrina.
• Except you ain't a tornado at level five,
• just a gay ass rainbow all up in the sky.
• you ain't straight, hell you ain't even a guy..
• how do I know? your strap-on's always showing.
• Pictures in ya purse of the guys you've been blowing.
• Get this pig out the sun, cause he's bacon in the heat,
• you that sweet meat that we all love to eat,
• you're a manicurist, I'm a dentist, we gonna meet,
• and fight tooth and nail, but I'll be the one to prevail,
• people come to you to feel pretty, cause frankly your raps are pretty shitty,
• As for me it takes a degree in physiology..
• to rap this good, this clean, this mean, can't keep up, that's fine just give up.