Battles  NDHWTheRapper vs Chemist

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • These bars cause your #lungs #to #clog #up like a #reverse #EpiPen
  • You get me more #red that a #grammatically #poor #Word #document
  • My attire would be proper in the medievals like a monocle
  • When I rap I'm so #unique that #oxymorons #become #logical
  • I'm just a #lyricist #diminishing #nemeses with #poison like a #bad #pharmacist
  • My raps are so #sweet they were made with #photosynthesis
  • #Sharp like a #tungsten #needle, #hot as a #Bunsen #heater
  • I'm the #captain making a #great #amount of #hits, call me #Derek #Jeter
  • #Domination #so #large, I #won #against #myself #in #a #three#-#way #battle
  • To the bankruptcy court I herd all of these Versace cattle
  • Not a single accomplishment I make is done unsung
  • I made the beat so #retarded it's #still #contemplating #one #plus #one

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • More insanic then mental panic from cynical-manics,
  • Top of the dome topping heads off-the-top, my mind-mines cracking.
  • Darkness over-shadowing; don't worry, my stoned-state's "gneiss",
  • Grim-reaper-shadow of death, motion-like flows weightened guys.
  • Feminist-ironmen decimated by this superman of a man,
  • Dark-Knight locking you bats; rocking-writtens are more rack-stands.
  • Skeletal-paralysis ruptured by ruction-like punchlines,
  • Rap's Hulk-in a punch-line; this kraken to crunch-rhymes.
  • Cerebrum ain't bearable, non-edible, eat a troll for sugarcoated retinals,
  • Vegetable-people, ketamine for killing depressing chemicals.
  • General-facts for fat-fags and thug-life wannabes, carnaging animal,
  • Splitting decimals like throats; I'm Jack The Ripper on federals.
  • Drinking n' sniffing coke n' proclaiming my lexicon --- cocaine,
  • Suicidal disease-slash-genocide inside heads --- Cobaine,
  • Blizzard n' swarms then a motion of magma-lava on larvae,
  • I'd pass a fist; but I'm a pacifist like Bob Marley.

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