DEFENDER'S RAP

• Listen, on everyone else I went easy, Was a little cheesy, aesthetically pleasing,
• But now I've just lost all reasoning.. I'm rapping mathematically, ecstatically,
• And most of all fantastically, don't take this shit drastically.
• You're dramatically losing this battle,
• Got your girl saddled on my dick, doin' a split.
• Don't try to spit with me, cause lyrically
• I'm on a killing spree, got every girl you ever been with on they knees,
• Hell, I've slept with more woman than you've even seen, They all so horny, call me Charlie Sheen.
• You're a dead man walking, should call you a walker, and I can be Daryle Dixon,
• Yo, it's simply my mission to envision a decision,
• On which way, that I murder you with word play,
• Bet you like to be dominated, call it Fifty Shades of Grey,
• You were nominated for best actor,
• Factor in the reaction when you win,
• Best acting as a transgender,
• and I'm Bender from Futurama, save your fucking drama for your mama,
• Better known as Obama comma comma,
• That's it, I'm done, caused enough head trauma.