CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Let me put your shit back in order
• But first lemmie tell ya, I'm a snowboarder
• Born cold, I'll lyrically shred ya like a bowl of powder
• My mama always tells me, she could never be anymore prouder
• Your shit is fictitious, I swear I'm more ambitious
• I drink Guinness, only from the tap
• The shits malicious and delicious
• The way that dress fits your mistress
• Oooh, I ain't never feel so nervous
• But please bear witness, while the vicious fucks the richest
• Shit, I told you I was ambitious
• Now excuse me I know I am a bit sarcastic
• I guess common sense isn't all that common, fan-fucking-tastic.
• Got these Barbie bitches running around me all plastic,
• Tryna say they never starred in or saw no pornographics!
• And I ain't afraid of ever being betrayed
• Shit you can't trust no booshie, fake people anyway!
• I come like a crusade
• I'm made fresh like homemade
• Waited a decade for something this great
• Shout out to my fellow Canadian, Drake
• And I won't fade away, I'll come at you like a grenade
• Or maybe serenade these bitches with a blade
• At a black and white masquerade!
• Nah, I'm jokes
• I come from the west coast, Reppin 7-8-0
• Ain't got no rap scene, so I'm slow makin' dough
• I'll tear around your city, like a tornado
• Leave ya lookin like a Bozo circus freak sideshow.
• People won't give me a listen, until I wink n then strip
• If I pull out my tits, you'll have a shit fit
• And my haters are addicts, just tryna' make me quit
• But I don't run 'round like Izzy, I don't need a damn script
• It's been foretold that I'm cold, and I scold
• I guess I can't be controlled, I will not withhold
• Your gettin' old like Fred Flintstone
• How can you dethrone a Ghost, you will never hold the crown
• Why you think you can come round here, to my hometown
• I'm the Queen of the scene here, I wear the crown
• Your shit is so weak, it makes a clown frown turn upside down
• I guess I'll meet you on the battlegrounds
• Oops, I fucked your bitch in the downtown playground
• Indigo Child, I live my life in ZEN
• At the mere age of 10, I began to transcend
• All my friends liked to pretend, while I would ascend and then befriend
• People they could never comprehend
• What's up with the growin' up trend
• I'm headed further west to the 2-5-0,
• Man I love to grow, I'm climbing to a higher plateau
• Your more common than a calico
• I'm a masterpiece like Michelangelo
• Your spineless like the shell of a pistachio
• Your bitch wanna kiss me under the mistletoe
• You's a bozo,
• But that's enough for now,
• I think I plowed ya hard enough into the dirt
• Not to mention your girl is a flirt, I can see up her skirt,
• Better be careful, I'll come make her squirt
• Peace out, I'm about to
• Smoke some weed, Get Stoned, Blaze Clouds.