Battles Catman21 vs Chase_Vinewood
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey yo
- Welcome to the fucking catman show
- I understand you count me out before this began
- But lemme tell you something
- My raps suddenly turn cunning
- Stunning you into shock
- Getting you running away the cock you are
- But my rap rhymes and flow are a fucking car
- Running you over, leaving you as a potato
- So you sit there just saying "uh oh"
- Cause your too slow, can't follow my flow
- Looking me over from head to toe
- Wondering how I can throw you to-and-fro
- With my rap rhymes and words
- My words play with your nerves
- You thought this was down pat
- But that was before you thought I could rap
- I gave you the rap version of the clap so there's the door
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It’s like I’m playing Yahtzee dicing up your dimensions
- And leaving you divided into multiple pi sections
- I spit the kind of hotness you might get a light sweat with
- When I rhyme firemen die trying to find exits
- Fuck everything about you from the attic to the basement
- Fuck the shitty trucker spot where your parents got acquainted
- Fuck the drugs they were taking that expains how your face is
- Fuck the beers that they are drinkin and fuck the condom for breaking
- Fuck every babysitter you had, for successfully watching you
- Fuck the doctor who delivered you, for not dropping you
- Fuck everyone that follows you , your peeps and your homies
- And fuck everyone that likes you, even remotely
- You might say that you fuck bitches. Sure you do
- The only time you felt pussy was when your mom gave birth to you
- And I get better everyday so don't wallow in sorrow
- Bitch. Just be happy you didn't catch me tomorrow
- AND MY DICK IS JUST THAT BIG