DEFENDER'S RAP

• Dude, I can spit as smooth as glass,
• Hell I'll open up a class, teach you how to whoop your own ass,
• That way I don't have to do it repeatedly,
• I'll do it discreetly and neatly, so you ain't embarrassed.
• Nigga, I'm the fairest of them all,
• Don't think so? I'll shut ya fucking jaw,
• There's a law for fucking with me,
• Criminally insane in the brain,
• I'll make ya girls pussy rain, get it dripping wet,
• then take it to the vet.
• Set and wait for them to debate on if they should put it to sleep,
• Cause after I'm done that shits battered meat
• At first it was sweet, but dude yo hoes hoes a freak,
• She tried to use her feet!
• Said that's what you were into,
• Even told me you two were kin too.
• Damn, dude, how fucked up is you.