Battles TheNomad vs Mayday
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You ain't no pimp, you's a wimp, walking with a limp from fast talking
- at an auction till somebody "accidentally" clipped you with a whip.
- You sound skimpy when you spit, like you should be skipping
- and singing with crickets eating krimpets before a midday dip
- in the crik, (creek)
- I hear your transmission slipping when you spit, that weak sauce
- preventing you from catching a grip, I been at this for a minute,
- You been wack ever since, I rap for the kids,
- You rap for the kicks, Your fashion ain't shit, my clothing just is.
- I don't need the riches, but gimme something better than rags,
- Swear these others sweet enough to get caught at the mall in drag,
- No disrespect, to each their own as long as they earn their own respect,
- I'm out here trying to keep my money correct, when I think otherwise,
- I playback a record and play chess or checkers with anyone
- willing to bet several on a few hour sets.
- Unfortunately, everybody scared when they see I'll gladly accept
- any challenging dare armed with nothing but a mean glare,
- nappy hair, determined stare, some jewels, well a pair where my pants
- are starting to tear, and my beaten up shoes ready to skip the elevator
- and take the stares. (or did I mean stairs?!!?!)
- I'm going in for the few who happen to stumble on this and
- enjoy the view. Thank you.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It's headtop business
- Leave you with your wig split
- Cause I got the mind of a misfit
- Cause I am the Kingpin
- I'm the King of my Ring
- Olympian, '08 Bejing
- Slice man up like Kung Lao
- Imma bigman just like Yao
- Ice man like George Gervin
- Ice man like Sub Zero
- Don't try be that guy
- Don't try and play hero
- Debauch man like Hitler
- Then you'll reconsider
- To come and try test me
- Kick and you'll miss - Heskey