Battles vs Youngdahmer
RULES
No rules.
Max of 23 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Your limit is officially diminished,
- don't cry, I'm considered minish,
- I rise beyond your image,
- I finished with delightful premiss,
- dismiss you of your poo fetish.
- Your top, suddenly dropped,
- but your not cupped enough to body-pop.
- I rut, a fun mutt with a spiked collar,
- tucked into your gut.
- Lets make it a-messy,
- with a fail wailed, into your 'betty'.
- Are you ready?
- for a deli-belly?
- Stained red. Your a inbred, you look unfed...
- Someone get this man a loaf of bread!
- Please... Will someone listen?
- Okay "Sit... I said sit bitch, don't even twitch!"
- Now listen. Imagine you're contained in a prism,
- and you are deprived of your vision,
- something wiggles in your mouth,
- soft, long, thick, covered in shit.
- Do you "Mmmm" or asked to be slapped with it?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I can't decide whether to laugh or be appalled.
- Tall as a giraffe, you need a new neck installed
- 'Cause I'm going for the jugular, going for the kill.
- I'm a newcomer that's kind of peculiar,
- But I promise good graces and a Hallelujah.
- I'm a kooky loser with vocabulary that's clever.
- Wait, shouldn't I be dissing you?
- Okay--I can do it more clever without even pulling a lever.
- Your lines and mine are on two completely different levels.
- I'm not the one who 'started the beef' but let's get this settled.
- I'm under a bit of pressure but not under the weather.
- And as I progress just remember I'm spittin' for a refresher.
- Like I said, I'm new, but you can call me 'The Professor.'