DEFENDER'S RAP

• On these bars I kill quick like Magic J with Ebola
• I'm a lifetime supply of mentos with a diet soda. You don't meet the quota
• I will never end. And to all my rap friends, you see,
• Ya'll are balloons and I'm like TNT
• We'll all blow up, I'm just a bit more, hmm, dynamic
• Your life's a snapshot? Mines a freaking panoramic
• I fight, you flight in frantic panic.
• No wonder I get green. My bars are just too organic.
• What, you call that a punch line?
• That's the type of crap that'll get you punched. I'm
• This close to coming straight at you (achoo); heterosexual sneezing.
• I'm so appeasing. Now that's what you call a punch line!
• What do you mean, you didn't get the joke?
• What, are you slow?
• It's because "at you" sounds like "ACHOO"! And I said straight.
• Now that I had to explain it, it's not great!
• Thanks a lot, now it's you that I hate!
• Ok hate is a strong word. So I strongly profoundly extremely just dislike.
• You suck at roasting, you must just write your diss like
• "Um you suck, you suck, and you suck too.
• You stink, you stink, you smell like poo."
• So, sit down and think before rattle
• About lies and have to forfeit your next battle.