CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Yo, i'm new here
• but it doesn't prevent me from cumin in your grandma and mom's ear
• wet willy, i'll get my willy wet
• and you'll get traumatised that your family is prone to incest
• Ha, if I was president, you'd be present when
• i'll pardon your daddy from the chair
• just to change my mind and fry him again
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• All this talk about frying makes me want to eat something
• by the way your nan's dead i suffocated the bitch with a Disney cushion
• Got your mum to give me a gum job cuz I beat her teeth out
• cuz the bitch got scared sobbed and started to shout
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• yo, i'm sorry but I think my Timbs have a stone stuck on the sole
• and I might scratch the vinyl in your living room floor. Anyway,
• told her to hurry before you get home and peep through the key hole
• we know you like looking, you cuckolding freak to the bones
• you even give me creeps and i'm sick as a
• Jeffrey dahmer and Jim Jones
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• I am floating in the universe and move my hands
• clockwise and the poles switch completely
• like Rocky IV the underdog wins
• and your position is currently pretty pretty shitty
• So while I continue to evolve you devolve
• so let me close shut this valve
• you ain't breaking through
• like forced sex without lube
• like surplus sperms that didn't make it
• through the fallopian tubes
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• In reality i'm a pretty chill dude
• I listen to RBG, smoke some weed
• and have some orange juice
• back in the days I used to play pac-man while I
• had Ice tea, preferably with some ice cubes
• these aren't my last wordz though
• ain't putting up anything on youtube
• But you can enjoy skills right here
• could rhyme on easy words like F.E.A.R.
• But I rather expand my rhyme and not waste your time
• Those alien bastards are gonna pay up for shooting up my ride