DEFENDER'S RAP

• These bars cause your #lungs #to #clog #up like a #reverse #EpiPen
• You get me more #red that a #grammatically #poor #Word #document
• My attire would be proper in the medievals like a monocle
• When I rap I'm so #unique that #oxymorons #become #logical
• I'm just a #lyricist #diminishing #nemeses with #poison like a #bad #pharmacist
• My raps are so #sweet they were made with #photosynthesis
• #Sharp like a #tungsten #needle, #hot as a #Bunsen #heater
• I'm the #captain making a #great #amount of #hits, call me #Derek #Jeter
• #Domination #so #large, I #won #against #myself #in #a #three#-#way #battle
• To the bankruptcy court I herd all of these Versace cattle
• Not a single accomplishment I make is done unsung
• I made the beat so #retarded it's #still #contemplating #one #plus #one