CHALLENGER'S RAP

• So you want to battle with me
• create shit that'll stick
• just float to top in the hope
• the hope that you dont sound like a dick
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• im clever with rhymes,
• criminally insane
• they sectioned me once,
• never again
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• im free and easy
• whatever that means
• i'll link stuff all day
• till i break at the seams
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• flow is my game
• and you'll have to breeze on by
• whilst i touch on words
• that lift me up high
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• fuck me that was gay
• why did i leave it in?
• just to give you a chance,
• and be honest within
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• honest without
• go on have your shout
• i dont actually give a fuck
• what this battle is about
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• i just wanted to pass some time
• and speak off the cuff
• you can carefully select rhymes to wank over
• i hope you feel chuffed
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• all this battle me and you
• whilst saying screw you
• is so fucking dated
• i may aswell stew you
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• in a pot i shall turn
• with note paper to burn
• this food is like a drug
• thoughts to make you gurn
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• a sweater raver approaches
• ladel in hand
• covering you in spit
• alphabet soup replanned
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• its all over your shirt
• gibberish to make sense
• youve been mugged by a clubber
• via past tense
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• grammar police all around
• internal lights sound
• i dont check what has been,
• gone or found
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• im a sporadic chef
• with a taste in mind
• prepared to erase my work
• back up and rewind
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• this palette is new
• something different to chew
• like the fat on the side
• of the meat that's still blue
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• raw and uncut
• we'll have blood and guts
• you'll pay through the nose
• and go double dutch
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• the pudding thats left
• is you, you fucking tart
• go on, have your say, do better
• take it back to the start