Battles High vs BobbyJamesJr
RULES
Funny Story, About Anything. [Gotta Rhyme]
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I broke my TV remote cycling through the porn shows,
- So I took my tissues over to Joe's and snook in through the window,
- I got a little hungry so I made some toast then his dad awoke,
- And found me whacking my meat to the Game Of Thrones,
- Now I'm banned from Joe's at least I got to cum on his couch though.
- I saw Joe at school today and he asked me why I broke in to his crib,
- Guess his dad didn't tell him after I knocked him out with a brick...
- I told Joe I slipped landed in his lounge and out came my dick
- And the rest I cant remember cos your dad came down and tripped
- He chased me with his whip and so I gripped him and hit him wi a brick
- Joe looked confused as to say he didn't understand
- So I kicked the fucker in the Jaw and took his money from his hand
- Now he's in the hospital waiting for his teeth implants.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- cat in the house
- Heystop running your mouth
- Start beef bigger then your spouse
- A thug niggas in tha house
- My name must taste good cause its always in your mouth
- Oaktown still in the motherfuckin house
- So it’s more for me, she invited me in her mouth
- So grab ya friends and let's take ya back to my house
- I'm on a thousand islands like mcdonald's cows
- I got a thousand bitches, i'm not too good with vows
- And the blouses of these bitches always end up in my house
- Should have avoided my temptation instead of my vows
- Basic hoes? toss em out, can’t even get waffle house
- Best to just keep my peoples names out ya mouth
- I'm chicken stripping off your lil blouse
- Hundred racks of hundreds in the stash house
- My rhymes go in the ear and then out the mouth.
- We in the field building muscle while you watch the house
- Make that so called career you got head down south
- And i'm as high as deion feet is headed to the house