Battles edalou vs HeKtor
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
HeKtor won this battle!
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Battle on April 16 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm hoppin on through, call me captain kangaroo
- flows crispier than captain crunch, or bunch-a-munch
- Leavin y'all yellin "OHHH" like a bowl uh' cheerio
- Let's get these bitches back in the dog park, "cheerio!"
- Who knows from whence this flow, came
- or even who made it cum, mane.
- flow so hot, can't believe it's not cum-ane (cumin)
- stirrin shit up like I was makin a stew over flame
- but what I threw in? was inhumane, let me explain
- I grabbed yo mane, by his mane
- and drowned him in a flood plain
- Called the whole scene lion kang
- and threw em' in the stew,
- titled it, in-lieu-kang
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You already know that my bars are ill
- When I come at you, I come at you, more than fists are at my will
- Ill bring a knife and when I slice you, Ill slice to fucking kill
- I'm not joking motherfucker, I will cut your throat and spill
- your blood on your bedroom floor and leave a convincing will
- To make it look like a suicide caused by your convinced guilt
- that your little brother is somebody that you genetically built
- Now for a while I have been distant from this shit
- But that doesn't mean that I forgot how to sail this ship
- Im afraid that you've just fell into a bottomless pit
- Of greatness and now that I know your weakness
- Let me call your daddy so you can touch his penis
- When your finished he tells you that your the cleanest
- He has ever had also the cheapest and sweetest
- You inbred motherfucker I hope when you read this
- You realise that your battling game is by far the weakest
- You are sleepless trying to be constantly frequent and
- Its not working for you so just end the sequence