CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Today i went to school
• to find out that i can drop English
• and swap it with maths
• yh that's right maths not math for you Americans
• or should i say Americants
• cause you cant talk properly
• and you don't get monopoly
• or that all champagne is french unless other wise stated
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• i know what your comebacks are,because i'm English i'm stuck up and i drink tea
• with my cup and saucer like i'm from downtown abbey
• but at least i'm not scabby
• you lot need to say sidewalk because you are so dumb that you don't get what pathment means
• Americans are so stuck in there ways they are like bricks are stuck in cement
• your not just Americants your Americunts as well
• i'll punch you so hard that your eye will swell
• then throw you in a well
• i'd bet that the biggest loser is the number one show over there cause everyone can relate to it
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• i'm just kidding some of you are alright
• The rest of you are all left
• All you ever do is commit theft
• And listen to rock so loud that you go deaf
• And fail the big test
• Cause you ain't the best