DEFENDER'S RAP

• (spoken) this is a test of the emergency alert system
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• you have nothing to fear
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• except me
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• i beat fools for breakfast and eat kryptonite for dinner
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• superman's scared cause lois lane prefers my wiener
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• if i hate the BJ i'll beat her, heat her then maybe eat her
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• fuck superman, call me the super rapper, i'm meaner
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• saving metropolis with raps so slick
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• superman broke his jaw trying to follow, shit
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• medic, doctor, superman's down, oh we're out of medicine, we're leaving now
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• back to revive you in an hour or so, yo, got some blow, let's go, leave his body though