DEFENDER'S RAP

• Watch I'm giving a gift to those listed as naughty,
• I'll Anal Fist the paparazzi they tremble when they saw me,
• Paint me a villian, Shoutout to those who took time to draw me,
• *Leaves Sock On Door* Shhh... I'm in the bedroom with your mommy,
• Hoping to make another me and name him Tommy,
• Then introduce him to hellfire "Son, I'm sorry"
• *Throws Into Fire*
• I make Krampus look like a nerd on campus,
• I'm Santa Claws they'll try to bring me to the light but I don't know where the lamp is,
• I'll eat your girl like a sandwhich,
• They panic when I'm frantic,
• These babies need a bandage