Battles  Davestrider vs Chase_Vinewood

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Homestuck ONLY Dave vs. a kid or troll no cherubs

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • aaaalllllll right everybody its time to gather around
  • I'm about to drop some science on this no talent clown.
  • and I aint talking bout gamzee
  • damn he hasnt been found
  • see im a lyrical gun slinger and im gunning you down
  • you're bespectacled spectacle
  • put you out of your mis'ry
  • My mercy whoopin is ethical
  • I dont mean to get technical but your shit aint symmetrical
  • here i'll patch up your code with some ERUDITION THEORETICAL
  • kindly pardon my intrusion
  • i dont mean to be confusing
  • left and right think pan gives you a confusion
  • your duality delusion in realities and rues and I wont waste another moment on this
  • PITFUL EXACUTION

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • This battle has to be handicapped, because this isn't fair a bit
  • So I have to demolish you, or else it really doesn't mean shit
  • And if you kind of make it close, well then you kind of fucking win
  • And if I lose to the means of you, then I'll motherfucking quit
  • Look, I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you
  • Matrix kick you, make you think a fuckin spaceship hit you
  • You found your dads gay porno mags and he's angry with you
  • Cause you left a stain on every page you flipped through in the April issue
  • Fuck everything about you from the attic to the basement
  • Fuck the shitty trucker spot where your parents got acquainted
  • Fuck the drugs they were taking that expains how your face is
  • Fuck the beers that they are drinkin and fuck the condom for breaking
  • Fuck every babysitter you had, for successfully watching you
  • Fuck the doctor who delivered you, for not dropping you
  • Fuck everyone that follows you , your peeps and your homies
  • And fuck everyone that likes you, even remotely
  • You might say that you fuck bitches. Sure you do
  • The only time you felt pussy was when your mom gave birth to you
  • And I get better everyday so don't wallow in sorrow
  • Bitch. Just be happy you didn't catch me tomorrow

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