DEFENDER'S RAP

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• Your mam's 10 tonne in size... looking at you, I'm not surprised.
• You're lucky her womb was so wide
• otherwise
• you'd still be stuck inside.
• And bro. She's a fat, heavy munter
• If she farts, the army would be like
• "quick lads its a bomb get to your bunker!"
• I don't like rapping against you anymore
• All you can say to me is that I feel sore
• Because apparently you beat me and if you do it anymore
• You're gonna end up with a right fist to the jaw.
• When he's home alone he boards the windows n door
• Cos if I get in his house it'll be like a scene from saw
• full of dangerous games with guts and gore
• you won't be able to rap with your voice box torn.
• People like you get me really pissed
• You're as irritating as an STD or an ovarian cyst.
• After this battle you'll leave with clenched fists
• Let me help you with your loss by giving you marked wrists.
• I have lads; He has little boys.
• I have girls; he has sex toys...
• You're shampoo consists of head lice and grease
• I'm suprised you're not paralyzed 'cos of how much time you
• spend on your knees.