Battles lyricmeister vs DanDaLion1
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- On the mic I rap spastically, drastic measures would be necessary to be better than me
- For example, your whole dang brain must be changed by an operation
- But you’d still require cooperation from an air traffic control tower plus an emissary
- To achieve the power fuckin necessary
- To come within a range of the venom I’m spitting
- I come in like a deranged maniac who escaped from a cage
- And now I’m taking on all the veterans in the business
- Critics think it’s a gimmick
- Like how could this kid come in with the quickness?
- And knock all this listless bitches to the ground, like I wish I had a witness?!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- White bread and an army of pastrami,
- Sliced cheddar cheese melted on a bed of salami.
- Healthy zig zag of Mayo, aoli, cos lettuce sliced,
- Tomato nice and ripe, cut just right topped with chives.
- Avocado mashed and spread, salt and pepper, lemon sour
- Toothpick, olive, presentation perfect for oven grill, half an hour.
- Golden brown slow grilled and heated, meaty cheesy lemony creamy.
- Eaten freely, watching TV, taste of heaven, needlessly easy