Battles Loondar vs Soothsayer
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- im an up and coming cocky motherfucker
- dont make me cock back and rock a motherfucker
- leave you layin for identification by your mother, fucker
- catch you slippin, ice road truckers
- with your ugly sluts fucking suckers without rubbers
- for some bread and butter just to buy some uppers
- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-did i stutter?
- sputter syllables while im eating cereal
- spit venereal, spliffs of ethereal plant material
- this is exquisite shit you aint familiar with,
- high quality.
- demonstrating the sovereignty of a prophecy
- the choreography of an oddity
- all my pot locked in Philippine mahogany
- you a wannabe, honestly, no apologies
- you spit sloppier then sodomy,
- im a doctor of philosophy, dynamic viscosity,
- stuck in terminal velocity,
- in other words theres no trying to stop me.
- middle finger to your pussy posse
- doing karate with nazi zombies and kamikaze's in the mojave
- drinking toffee flavored coffee,
- poppin oxy in the hotel lobby
- wheres your mommy?
- probably getting sloppy with some hockey jocks
- hock a lugie on my cock as i fuck this game up
- AHA HAHA, fuck your bitches and their drama
- get a heavy dose of karma
- im a cannabis farmer
- i dont want none of your shit partner
- smell the purple through my peculator
- exterminator of the impersonators like terminator
DEFENDER'S RAP
- im realizing i got a surreal mind
- steel kind without having to steal blind or conceal rhymes
- open up real wide rock the clocks when its mealtime
- talking real time, without bills and still i peel minds
- back with my syntax, relax on your relapse
- spin the wheel back and erase the new deal time
- subliminal videos give it slow in physical
- prisons of lyricism but deprived of the spiritual
- skeptical visions keep mechanisms imperial
- deceptive missions infecting millions yet its permissible
- I’m getting vicious bout these conditions and yes theres fear involved
- cause thats the root of the system to keep you all pigeonholed
- its rarely told but seems so acknowledgeable
- selfie photos loving coco stupid flows at college shows
- abominable music, my vomit knocks down dominos
- so imma go nematode and eat every beat thats involved
- #steve #francis when i #rocket only #once like stripper wallets
- ben wallace how I am blocking out lies to keep it all honest
- these dudes are comical but for my ears inaudible
- come on vamanos homos now I’m calling the audible
- phenomenal phenomenons, chronicles raising follicles
- molecules insoluble, write logical, canonical
- dreams keep feeding people but situations are volatile
- kneeling cerebals peak through evil peepholes, remarkable
- defeated for no reason by oligarchical carnivores
- obamas cold, dropping bombs from drones on a mommas homes
- he can drop the act in fact he should let it be known
- he’s just a figurehead for the FED, so symbolical
- philosophical opticals reveal the real obstacles
- I watch a ton of washington, notice they move methodical
- no ones responsible which makes this all fucking possible
- hierarchal monarchs were marching not to long ago
- so what makes you think that were no longer adoptable
- ideas of freedom and jesus flying on eagles
- what is legal may not be equal win back your freedom i lead em
- leave you full of information on a higher caliber
- never fake or bullshit, matador of challenging fools
- massacres ensuing in catastrophic fashion
- imagine trying to balance my talents with all of my bad habits
- no trace of malice, just madness thats analytical
- sorry bout multi syllables, i know they need a gimmick though
- shit I’m up to the limit and this is just my scrimmage flow
- i write cynical but on the mic Im so critical
- egotistical internet idiots feelin pitiful
- typically superficial, no political lyrical prose
- thinking theyll blow when really they can’t sing a note
- probably choke in real life, feel like they’re invincible
- until they squeal like little girls and wanna turn invisible
- i try to be a good guy but this shit is inexplicable
- nothings original, what i see and hear is predictable
- unforgivable, only digital individuals
- ambitions of riches but high positions require bridge tolls
- religious principles cause division, make you submittable
- municipal criminals tricked into giving into totem poles
- infinite wisdom no egotism when i give my soul
- its uplifting cuz my truth is in my riddle scribbling
- i fiddle on rufilin til adrenaline starts kicking in
- doors again, R.I.P BIG and jim morrison
- I’m taking over the floor with pens (pence) for your thoughts
- or ignore my sense (cents)
- i know I’m dope, i scope heroine in these tales of men
- See i ace (CIA’s) service, laced with same arrogance
- american barbarians operating in maryland (Washington D.C.)
- deceiving so easily greedily n immediately
- greasing the naive tee with half truths and secrecy
- frequently illegal, found innocent so ceaselessly
- agencies are just means to an end to all decency
- conveniently, they have all fronts covered completely see
- the masses act peacefully shit i meant to say sheepishly
- clairvoyants are pointless when the employees are voiceless
- United States Corporation orchestrating obesity
- not just of the body but the spirit and mind too
- mind you i don’t like being fucking lied to
- i try to provide truth carry burdens like pontoons
- i fine-tune my rhymes and catalyze divine sooth
- encrypted wisdom listen and sharpen all of your harpoons
- artistic vision and quick incisions now I’m starting to
- drive away the monsoon warn a brother no cartoons
- in the meantime ill burn these beats like charred food
- its really not too soon for you to start changing views
- first stop believing the bullshit from finger painting news
- paying dues is assumed but life is just an interlude
- so why not say fuck it and release it like the interview
- our meaning is minuscule when you chop it up like seminoles
- until we find our inner soul and can control the senate vote
- zealots and cults develop strangleholds, embellish codes
- preventable disasters,inevitable for federal
- government, befuddled, mumble some dumb redundant shit
- a certain subtleness in subsequent troubled grins, nothingness
- the truth has to be smuggled in and quietly discovered then
- housed in the mothership until you break the covenant
- use admonishment using documents and confidence
- you got this shit, you know they’ll try to fry ya in your providence
- stay open minded, sober kind of, really though its obvious
- we need reforms like protestants, start knocking down monuments
- but when i ask for feedback, all i see is annoying shit
- i avoid the poison while trying to keep a buoyant ship
- blood starts to boil, brain flooded with an oily mix
- torch these dudes on wax, stop gutting the soil bitch
- this is supposed to be hip hop
- no crip walks just quick thoughts
- slick ricks and tupacs? more like kids bop for some kid rocks
- Lupe gives you murals, on tuesdays i give out morals
- but the club is up like normal now i get ahead no oral
- immortal inside a wormhole, bout to write raps in morse code
- my journals are nocturnal, staying underground like snorkels
- keep it hot like infernos shit my spit will cause a burnhole
- in your soul, internal and severe(sphere) without a circle
- verbally popping kernels, i don’t drop shells like a turtle
- relieve pain like epidurals, inhaling smoke in my torso
- elections coming up, impaling my cane (palin/mccain) moreso
- asian pronunciation for what i said before so
- read it again, prescription medicine, explore those
- parts of my brain high as planes feeling remorseful
- my lifes a movie truly this can’t be normal nah mean
- my dreams are being intervened by some mobile machines
- holding these screens like fiends always avoiding the scenes
- bout to deploy my regime on all you pitiful teens
- get ready