Battles  VileK vs ReaperPanda

RULES

Make a funny parody of song title must be name of original song then (parody) after ut

Max of 32 lines

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Battle on March 22 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Chorus
  • My mom loved cooking and lots stuff
  • thats why im fat like im fat cuz it is good
  • my mom loved cooking and lots stuff
  • thats why im fat like im fat cuz it was good
  • my mom my mom i know you probably never heard about my mom
  • ooo ohhh ooo ohhhh
  • but this is just story of when she would just bake a glory
  • and how i became hooked on all her fooOOOoood
  • it was always everyday on every plate every fork never made anything i hate
  • she always had the right season on my steak
  • so id eat to much and get atleast one belly ache
  • now tell me what kinda mother wants to see her kid grow up
  • to be a
  • a masta at the TV fucking dinna
  • other friends didnt think that they i was gunna be a good cook eaither
  • wy the hell you putting frosting on pizza
  • id doesnt matter whether ive been having a fever or if my sister had
  • seizure
  • becasue it never mattered either she just loved to cook
  • she never left us hungry just eager
  • to see a just what she stirred up this time
  • man if everyman knew just how good of a keeper
  • shed always be cooking hardly ever sleepin
  • but if i were in the kitchen and she saw me with a knife she would start freakin
  • telling me to go find a book and start readin
  • My mom loved cooking and lots of stuff
  • thats why im fat like im fat cuz it was is good
  • my mom loved cooking and lots of stuff
  • that why im fat like im fat cuz it was good

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Pretend a female pug is singing
  • Verse 1
  • I'm so pretty
  • You already know,
  • I resurface your patio (With poop)

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