Battles  Toast vs Stevek

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I’m a meticulous maniac making mince meat out this mediocre matriarch
  • A hooligan who now and again participates in shanghais
  • Nefarious in various heinous pseudo villainous dissidence
  • Instinctively virtuous virtually perfectly chivalrous
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  • I’m a miscreant
  • Who clearly K.O.ed every line and hasn't missed yet
  • Has a keen Intellect to detect delinquents with a similar
  • mind set so we can run around like rascals away from Crown Viks
  • and hope we don’t end up convicts.
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  • I put shame on the
  • Hoard on iniquitous nitwits with loud mouths and limp wrists
  • Prepared to get whipped quick
  • make more moves you're super stagnate
  • Every statement lacking substance something kinda maybe sorta like
  • if your brain was completely vacant
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  • I make it concentrated and potent and poignant
  • Bringin’ a tyrannical torrent to teach and take care of ya rodents
  • Good riddance you phony treacherous urchins
  • Listen now, Message is urgent.
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  • I’m just a creative cretin
  • Vivaciously verbose with my vocabulary thrill seeking
  • But just another simpleton trying to get lit and lifted with my asinine
  • group of friends
  • My preposterous crew
  • An audacious and reckless group
  • Who hazardous and headstrong do
  • Pranks, misbehave and engage in
  • A miscellaneous range of mischievous and ridiculous incidents.
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Your a fuckin faggot is what you are
  • who raps with a dictionary
  • shit aint necessary
  • simple is best and truly literary
  • like saying my lines are dietary
  • short and legendary
  • cause your "substance" is nothing but fluff
  • adjectives, all of which i dont give a fuck
  • fake thug, you nothing but a chump
  • the crew you roll with cant even roll a blunt
  • so listen up
  • sirens come and you duck
  • bug and suck up that thumb
  • funny thing is you aint even on the run
  • you staying home playing Tweedledee AND Dumb
  • fuck thats two one
  • forget the stone turn it to gun
  • you the bird an im shootin till the clip done
  • extend'os are more ammo for more fun
  • see son the crown viks never come
  • replaced with Chargers to catch the scum
  • cant outrun the HEMI they dropp-inem
  • So you say ya got creativity
  • but i see none, no imagery just ego
  • while i go with rhymes nice like a peepshow
  • painful to you like chemo
  • you'll learn but your slow like Neo
  • the matrix amigo
  • odds against you cause i run this Casino
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