Battles Need4Sleep vs VileK
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Listen up punk
- Because I'm about to tell a story,
- ABOUT YOUR LIFE
- Your dad Jimmy,
- Had sex with another man named Windy
- Your sister, Lisa
- Is apparently addicted to poisonous pizza
- Your brother, John
- Won't stop wearing thongs
- I mean, don't get me wrong
- But you know what they say
- It's the ugly truth
- You were born on the highway
- According to your mom
- That's where the most accidents happen
- When she told me that,
- I busted out laughing!
- Your second sister,
- Her name's Rakkin
- Is a he-she and walks around town
- With a sign that says, Fuck me
- Now enough with your Life
- It's pretty pathetic
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Who you calling punk bitch
- you dont know my life, dick
- why calling my dad gay
- is because you upset yours touched you in an unusual way
- if so id get some help otherwise youll end up going insane
- you got those corny ass "punchlines" that you learned in the 3rd grade
- and yeah you are pretty and pathetic
- your rhymes arent even authentic
- while my rhymes make you feel like you on a hallucinogenic
- i saying you know my family
- saying you know their sexuality
- what the fuck bruh
- please step into the realm of reality
- just for a moment so you just see how muthafuckin broken
- yo rhymes be
- this battle is like immortality
- how can i take on someone who is just stuck in a fantasy
- i have the lyrical agility
- what the fuck happened when you was young
- or what he just way overhung
- did you enjoy or were you his little drummer boy
- dont fuck with me ya god damn toy
- cuz ill be the priest and you be the alter boy
- you knew this shit would be end badly
- did you think those bars were gunna have be walking away sadly
- if so you are gravely mistaken
- i swear your shit be as fake as Canadian bacon