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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm #Macrohard with #Words #Programmed to give you #bold scars,
  • I'm #wrought #iron, #marred but #twisted wit' #shards get your throat #carved.
  • Look how #young these blokes are, they just want #gold #stars,
  • So I #prop & #sticker report cards, #dealt my #lot like I #sold #cars,
  • #Spit #fire though I'm an old #spark, you #choke #char and get #smoke #marks,
  • You're #fretting and #strung #out like a #broke #guitar,
  • When I #go #out I'm a #bar #breaker, but you're #broke #at #bars,
  • I'm #sic of your bad tracks I need a #hazmat so I #don't #catch #that,
  • Rappad's the new #backpackers in rap acts,
  • Digital stacks get played back for wack cats,
  • Since '98 been laugh at, now ain't having that so I lash back,
  • Old man with a handlebar and raps in a #briefcase,
  • #Fake #ID half my age #redated to blend with these #fakes,
  • #Claim #estates, so #forfeit #assets #civilly like #police #take,
  • I tip #scales like #Rick, #tore (#Richter) cloths off her & make knees #quake,
  • Squeeze dates, lick #cheesecake, spread legs wide as three states,
  • #Squash #beef and #eat #steaks, #slick on beats like #Greece'd #plates,
  • Call me #Julius, 'cause my #Spear #Shakes as I #Seize #Greats.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • My #lyricism is #supreme, your #writings are as #terrible #as #Cowgate,
  • #Milking your battle against #Krusty #Krab, #burger #eating #american drinking #cow #and #gate,
  • Using #autism-#hate to #intimidate #me, if you're a #god, I'm the #outsider #sinning, #matey,
  • "#My #name #is." #Jay but you won't #renegade #me, the #psychical #ether in the #flesh,
  • #Slash like #Cain to #Abel, I'm #able to #sniff #co-#caine and turn my #life's #meter on #death,
  • #Racist to #rastas, yet has a #set of #poor #skills and #dreadlocks,
  • #Trapped inside his own #trash, #feel #the #damage #caused when the #pen #knocks,
  • He claims he is a #lyrical #monster, yeah but you can't #come #out the #closet,
  • #Watching #Twilight, I'm #Wesley #Snipes, #sniping this #vampire, #ran #out #of #body,
  • #Packin' #arsenals of #wordplay-#techniques, the #horror, with the #shotty,

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