DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm peaceful, but put me in the position, I'm evil.
• We're all equal people, it's my mission to make people gleeful.
• But if you become an asshole like The Don Of War,
• I'll enter through the backdoor through your tuxedo, you're not on #a #roll.
• You ain't in a #casino, bend your ass, ho, with a torpedo, lookin' like a #burrito.
• Fuck it, I'll show myself out to the smaller Puerto Rico.
• But, on a shelf, I'll leave my alter-ego.
• I'm a God,
• But he can diminish you, dog.
• Finish you off.
• Let him start rapping and he'll start smacking, whacking, and stabbing,
• All the sagging faggots who got their pants dragging,
• Long strapping jackets, sniffing a packet of Cocaine.
• It's a habit, like sex for rabbits, tripping while sipping champagne.
• Brain drains and chest pains, living in the fast lane, maggot.
• Eat an orange, and travel to a foreign city like Florence.
• Love Italy, but I live near Lawrence.
• Gotta pay off my mortgage for my storage,
• I got skeletons in there, and they're you, the rapper.
• Police got no evidence, you're just a cracker.
• Fat like an elephant, with his master.
• Brat, you're still in development, this is just your first chapter.
• And you got no one hooked on, like a raptor.
• Fuck your swagger, you got no manners.
• So I, the rapper, will wrap this rap up like a wrapper.