Battles DJMALCOLM vs Liquidsolidity
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Chorus:
- He's a chronic masturbator
- only fucked 1 girl, he paid her
- he'll be at home jacking off later
- cause he's chronic masturbator
- so what I like to masturbate
- and ejaculate, it feels great
- but at this rate
- i'll be outta cum before im twenty eight
- if only I could find my soul mate,
- how you do it dave
- whats it like when you fucking kate
- "its the fucking best DJ TJ
- I love it when I get a BJ in my PJs"
- what about you my homey big Case
- whats it like when you fuck chicks with the thick waist
- "its the motherfucking best
- I put these bitches to the test
- I give then no rest unless
- I have made a complete and total mess"
- well im sorry but I must confess
- the chick I have fucked was some whore named paris
- no not the heiress just one from an escort service
- I was pretty nervous and sort of embarrassed
- that's why now only I make myself jizz
- Chorus
- I grab my light saber
- i'm darth vader
- oh ya Teezy right there, just hit paydirt
- I couldn't get off to ralph nader
- but sarah palin, guarantee i'll jack off to you later
- I aint the Arnold schwarzenager
- the terminator, im the masturbator
- on the elevator or escalator
- could call me the procrastinator
- I can do all that other shit later
- cause right now i need a stimulator
- so i grab my megan fox pussy simulator
- man, I would love to just date her
- bring her to my moms place to fucking mate her
- hopefully that will be my fate or
- i guess i'd even settle for just taylor
- I'd bang her so hard, i'd make a crator
- go to the restaurant where she's waitor
- "hi there, you hungry, how can I cater?"
- ya I'd like to get a cumshot on those taters
- chorus
- oh boy, we're getting naked
- im saying heres my virginity, take it
- too bad I can only fake it
- so here I sit as I shake it
- where should I jizz, on a towel or blanket
- I watch porn wishing I could make it
- if I got my dick near a pelvis, i'd break it
- but here I am, ricky bobby, shake and bake it
- bout to put the icing on the cake it's
- okay everybody who thinks I got nill
- I got a bitch to fuck, her name is jill
- shes ready to go, take my Viagra pill
- no matter how hard it gets, I will
- keep going till I get my fill
- of pleasure, jill you did great
- but next time we should probly wait
- for the porn to start before we masturbate
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Well now lets take this clown to town named DJTJ,
- talkin bout things that he be doin in his regect PJ's
- Jill you didn't need to help this jokester out with your happy box
- When he came calling you needed to lock it up like you were fort knox.
- It seems he and his hand have a really good relationship,
- Maybe praying to God didn't work so he's now got the devil's grip.
- New nickname for you kid, drip drip, whip it out you couldn't make
- the panties rip.
- And in the end i hear you're not even really that well equipped.
- You got ripped son, from front to back and side to side,
- It don't matter who wins the votes, you're a kid with friends I'm sure city wide.
- You need to grow up and maybe pay more attention in health class.
- Cause the more you beat it the more semen created you dumb ass.
- Like I always say, Its Liquid Solidity sucka so jump back,
- like any girl walking down your hallway hearing smack smack.
- Don't disturb the procrastinating, masturbating, pelvis breaker,
- Unless you're ready for a boring ass time and you're an orgasm faker.
- I'm sorry kid, but you asked for it with that lame ass rap.
- You can actually put words together well, so quit with that crap.
- But time to go, I'm done with this guy, know why, cause I'm tired.
- It seems like this dude needs his whole head rewired.