CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'll open up your heart and smoke weed through ya HEART CHAMBER
• You avoid risky situtations, Me? All i shout is 'FUCK DANGER'
• You think you as nice as me, Grjsvd93? I'm a Jedi Master like DARTH VADER
• I'm a Veteran of rap battle war, You're a fag like macklemore, I'm a SCARRED RANGER
• In the Battlezone wit the Soldiers, Ducking behind STONES AND BOULDERS
• A Pack of Cobras, PROVOKING THE VULTURES, Fuck your RHYME SCEME
• I observe when i'm SIGHT-SEEING, Kung Fu Master, I'm Faster than LIGHT-NEEEING!
• I'm a PSYCHIC, I can tell what you're about to write before you TYPE IT
• My MINDS IRIS connects with the keyboard you use to type ya RHYMES WITH
• You a 42 year old man with a MID-LIFE CRISIS but ya SHIT LIFES LIFELESS
• I hope you die in a GUTTER SOMEWHERE and i can watch the OTHER BUMS STARE
• At you're ROTTING CORPSE, Getting ya decomposing body eaten by HORRIBLE SORTS
• of CREATURES with DIABOLICAL FEATURES, I think you went to HELL because thats no HONOUR OF JESUS