Battles Dizaster vs Jaysus
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- you wanna know what type of virus is eating ya?
- then open up an encyclopaedia,
- and look spinal meningitis, if not , then try leukaemia,
- look at my ass, it called 'hindsight',
- Your mom is so african,
- she has a Tupac tattoo on her back ,
- and on top of it it says Thug Circle of Life,
- The closest thing you get to a woman that’s fine,
- Is sucking a straight man’s dick in a 69,
- I known your fricking kind,
- You're type type who orders 500 chicken thighs,
- With extra sides,
- But you look like all you had for dinner was some fries,
- Every picture you're in is minimised ,
- Man this guys been skinny since colonel sanders died,
- I bet you're thinking of a rebuttal,
- But after this Imma punch you in the stomach,
- till there's a mud puddle,
- See in this place you're a terrorist,
- You don't have no rights,
- You could lose your life,
- This is suicide,
- I beat you ,
- Black, then,
- Blue, then,
- Brown and then ,
- White,
- And open my notebook and find some other shit to do tonight.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- my trust is a little delicate
- so i brushed off bliss and visit therapists
- I'm chris rock pissed when you cross etiquette
- i'd cock block god just for giving me a dick
- cause every time i fuck, i can't give a shit
- every girl i've had means nothing more to me
- every girl i haven't, watch out bitch
- i am coming, and once the show is running
- pretty girl has her lips around my mclovin
- its twenty 4 seven,
- remember that seven, followed by eleven,
- gun shots, hijacks, fear is a weapon
- so don't fear god if you want to go to heaven
- don't fear death if you want to start living
- in the streets we ran with blood rushing down our chins
- from the rubble rise, through them nigga eyes
- through the scattered path, you can return to paradise
- take your chances, advance the cancer
- but in the end nothing matters if you don't ever roll the dice.