DEFENDER'S RAP

• Check it, ya raps are wack and #decrepit, & you #barely #make #cents like a #Mexican #anorexic,
• Ya mom's on acid like a crack addict actress, gettin' cast in movies to skimp around in a 2 piece,
• Her bikinis removed along with your groupies, as I #spit on the mic they #coughing #up #loogies,
• Choosing which floozy's #taco #burrito to eat yo, I'm munchin' #cheesy #triangle like #Doritos,
• #Dippin' my #scoop in her #salsa like #Tostitos, #finger #licking & #stainin' #lips like #Cheetos,
• #Fritos don't come free though, so miss cum #Lay with this or past my wrist your slit gets fisted,
• Listen Im sadistic, rhymes mystic so lets face it, I'm the #chosen #one like #Neo from the #Matrix,
• Your brain's vacant, nothing adjacent, your #skills #ain't #real, 'cuz you #fake #it,
• Now you're gettin' nervous, 'cuz your moms naked and gettin' ready to give lip service.
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• I'm #perverted, and I prefer it #shaken #not #stirred, and with me, fakin' rhymes is unheard of,
• cause I'm the first of a kind, with only one copy, and the version is mine,
• and it has been burned in the furnace of time.
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• Check it, Your raps are wack and decrepit so quit your bitchin',
• Are you stupid, wretched, or is your brain just missin'?
• Quit messin' with my essence, and quit pissin' me off with rap inventions,
• Did I mention that I'm itchin', to dice you with steak knives from the kitchen,
• Chase ya wearing glasses for #night vision, slice your intestines like a #knight on a mission,
• with a #license #to #kill you with lances and swords and clamp down tight vices,
• and stab you 'til lifeless, with devices like icepicks and icicles,
• On microphones I'm a psycho ridin' unicycles, intoxicated on Vicodin and Nyquil,
• My raps will strike ya with twice the punch as Mike Tyson fightin' white dudes at highschools,
• I'm enticed by rum, pepsi, & whisky, Bitch see, that it's too dumb, sketchy, & risky,
• to keep messin' with me so intensively, cause I'm shifty and I'll frenzy offensively,
• You'll have no chance defensively, #no #exaggeration, #no #hyperbole #mentioning,
• #Physically assault you with armed battery, #verbally attacking you unnervingly,
• Break your back and all your vertebras,
• Fuck the police, and fuck the jury, I'll plead the fifth no chance of perjury,
• #Clean #up #your #act, with #detergent, or you #All need to #Gain surgery.
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• #I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I WRITTEN IN 1999 #I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I