Battles Blurz vs SluttyBartender
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
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- This menacing midget's molesting my #metaphors so now i'm Megatron/
- I'm compressing your feeble rhymes till you're not even a rarefaction/
- You won't see me three times if I were a group i'd be a rare faction/
- Get your bigoted ravenous head out your ass and meet synesthesia/
- Before you met mr. personification, you'd probably be muttering caesura/
- I see a wistful wasteman trying to forget the archaic days telling it avaunt/
- I'll chop you into pieces call of duty style so no time to respawn/
- Didn't they teach hygiene in the day when you would spit and they'd yawn/
- Nowadays technologies moved on and when you spits so does akon/
- You're fightin the sightins of realisin your dodgy future's torn/
- Emcee with a wordbook empty told me life is priceless/
- When I butcher your wack papyrus the knife is only a pound, no fivers/
- I'm mashing up your written potatoes like machetes/
- Your wack ideas worse then rappads cyphers are as odd as white cherries/
- Emcee shortened to mc plus an a, macs are on my line, secondary/
- Dont have an emcee mind but you watch emcee mind/
- Rhymezone's the reason your search history's hairy/
- Thinking your em in erm what planet and wgat time ?/
- I wear bras round my ears cos I spit a bar and the ground shakes/
- Emcee the harry potter with a scar atop the round shades/
- I say coca cola you say soda,but we all know about your body odour/
- Stop ababbling about your fake knowledge about quatrains/
- All I need is four bars and your rhymes will be seeing snot rain/
- I don't need to make my bars orange cos they on the radar/
- You stuck at mcdonalds, i'm off to the stars and i'm Vega/