CHALLENGER'S RAP

• See I was half asleep, calves hard, arms in deep/
• Fast and sleek like a car bombing or a carpet streak/
• I ain’t never seen a porn where he laugh’s at feet/
• But her rancid screech as she dragged her knees left me hard and weak/
• You rappin’ n’ actin’ black but JEW-ISH PALE-AS-TYNE/
• So quit actin’ n’ black the rap out, Crude IS-RAEL/
• My lips smacking, a dash of sass, few lines are as bad as mine/
• Specially ones I do ya’ mum over on that shit table/
• She had big teeth, fucking hell, her tits reeked/
• My dick reached so far she farted on my hip’s peak/
• I had my waist aligned with that ass, I’m the centaur/
• Of attention, legs spread in detention pretendin’ to be the mentor/
• I thought I’d lose my hands and rape or sand/
• away that massive state/
• And land with big great bags of ways to navigate the passageways/
• Gander straight and masturbate because man If I make damned mistakes,/
• I just saw your gran with grave dust hanging and I ran afraid/
• This bitch gonna stand and wait til’ I die at random, planned too late/
• Siblings gonna arise and skate through this woman til’ I emancipate/
• Call it phantom pain, dead in here but my gear’s solid/
• Metal as fuck, tear out through the womb with a clear gullet/
• I could even find a deer’s antler, pierce in madness/
• Clear the fatness, appear here n’ I wouldn’t get a beer from it (lazy bitch..)/
• One day I awake to rays, coming through a cave/
• In joy I escape the cage, running tubes and veins/
• Like Troy I’ve paved the way to this fateful date/
• Place to place, traversed this cursed earth in a hateful gaze/
• Butt-fuck man I really shoulda seen-it/
• Coming no really cos then there was an e-clipse/
• The light just got farther and farther/
• It was darker and darker/
• Shit what is that a snake no it’s a pe-nis (NOOOOOOO!!….)/