Battles  Deus vs NLRFTW

RULES

No Fucking Rules. Put Ya Motherfucking Dukes Up Kid.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm gonna start off by simply saying, you're fucking wack.
  • I wouldn't wipe my ass with your raps.
  • I'll show you how we do it in Vegas, bitch.
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  • I don't carry fucking hand cannons, but I'll pistol whip you with my dick,
  • you little shit.
  • Claiming you 'worse than Satan', when I rep that 666 in the 702 all fucking day.
  • Little boy, you come to my city, we don't fuckin' play.
  • I'll take all your fucking money, cause, like a baker I'm bout that fucking cake.
  • I walk the walk and talk the talk unlike these walking flock of fucking flames.
  • If you were wealthy and your parents were murdered in an alley.
  • And decided to be a vigilante, I'd be putting Bruce Wayne to fucking shame.
  • Your rhyme schemes are weak, and when my mind deems time to creep,
  • your body will be missing within a fucking week.
  • You're an injured little bitch, 'dawg', and I'll be putting you to sleep.
  • Leave your corpse for the carrion birds, no qualms in my noggin, countin' sheep.
  • Call me the mailman, I'm delivering this savage rhyme package without fail.
  • Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, nor hail will stop me.
  • But you best be in fear of the fucking nines my squad cops, G.
  • I've seen your mother, working on the corner across from the 7-11 that I push dimebags from.
  • I've had her for cheap in a motel, with my sack strung on her upper lip. Teabag pun.
  • I know you like Dr. Who, so this verse might leave you wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
  • But you're like Rain Man meets Ray Charles, you're blind, retarded,
  • so no wonder Jay and Ye are balling so hard, yet you can't find them.
  • What's 50 grand to a motherfucker to me, can you please remind me?
  • Oh, it's a couple of bricks of that white girl.
  • But you're such a pitiful bronie, you've probably never even seen a vicodin tablet.
  • Treat you like you Taylor Swift, let you finish, but I'll be snatching that mic again.
  • You're lamer than half of the kids I know rocking Obey snapbacks.
  • Even if you step up to the plate on this joint, you're still getting smacked with a backhand.
  • I fucking know I'm dope, got 10 grams of the green in my backpack.
  • I like fancy pieces, but plain jane is okay, gat's flat black.
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  • I'm gonna end this shit here, I'm iller than black tar heroin, and you're fucking wack smack.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • SAY U GONNA PUT THE SMACKDOWN THEN DO IT,
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  • DONT JUST KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND SHIT,
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  • BITCH I DONT PUT ON AN ACT THIS IS MY LIFE,
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  • U THE ONT THINKIN HES THE SHIT IN THIS HERE STRIFE,
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  • BITCH U SAY U GONNA BEAT ME DOWN GO AHEAD,
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  • NIGGA FUCK WITH ME ULL BE HANGING BY A THREAD,
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  • U TALK ABOUT REALL RAPPAZ BUT U AINT ONE,
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  • U FUCK WITH ME HOMIE ULL GET OUT DONE,
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  • NIGGA GIVE MY A HARD HIT,
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  • I DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT,
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  • BECAUSE U CANT EVEN FLOW,
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  • NIGGA U NEED TO JUST LET IT GO,
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  • UR RHYMES SUCK AND U SOUND LIKE CRAP,
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  • NIGGA U IN A FUCKIN TRAP,
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  • TO FAIL EVER SENCE U STARTED THIS BEEF,
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  • IM DONE WITH THIS ROUND TO KEEP IT REAL BREIF.

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