Battles ItsTheory vs Junglewizard
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- VERSE 1:
- I laced the track, face the facts, I'm coming here to break ya back,
- I'm running in a Jason Mask, to frighten kids with Satan's wrath,
- you flaming ass, this game is whack, and I'm here to take it back,
- I'm dangerous strapped with blazing gats to go and spray ya cap,
- I'll wave the Mac and burst at emcees on their fuckin' high horses,
- your shit ain't real, your raps are fake like aliens and flying saucers,
- and that's true, I blast crew, and I'm coming here to pass through,
- 'cuz when I get heated I'm serving y'all quicker than fast food,
- check it, I lived in Birmingham, grew up in Elyton public housing,
- live in Hattiesburg now, but still you can hear my stomach growling,
- hungry for fame and the trumpet's sounding, the thunder pounding,
- I got beats but it's mainly rhymes, I'm on my daily grind undergrounding,
- fuck around with me, I'm Lucifer, you're gonna feel the heat of hell,
- 'cuz I'mma hit your chrome, then I'll split your dome like Katrina fell,
- rhyme writer, you line biter, better steal this from whoever said it,
- man my shit's so deep it could be pussy, and I'd still never get it,
- bitch
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm about to unleash a not so tame flame,
- That'll bring shame to your name, a flame that came
- from this fame. This is not a game, and that's a claim.
- I proclaim for you and your dame to aim for the frame, Because you're no longer in the picture.
- This isn't the same, it's a war game and I got the elixir, It's a tincture.
- This war's only going to get sicker, so get the adventure
- Out of your system, I got the holy scripture.
- So listen to my twisted wisdom, it's a lecture.
- This is a written rhythm, so listen, don't be a victim,
- Don't give in to the symptom. Let me give you some assistance.
- So you can continue your existence without consistent restrictions.
- Please, no resistance, or you'll be in a mental prison.
- I'm driven to have you bitten like a kitten with a chicken.
- You're stuck in my prism, and it's only going to stiffen.
- I'm the villain, given the addition to this dozen dead women,
- Especially Christen. Her crimson skin starts to glisten,
- I'm a mathematical statistician, making a split decision, On how to split this cell division.
- I'll need night vision, a ribbon, and a special edition electrician,
- To make this incision on this technician, but only on one condition.
- He can't be a politician or be prohibited to have supervision.
- Fuck, wrong excision, I just gave him a circumcision. I'll never be forgiven, I'll be imprisoned.
- But these motherfuckers will need to sign a petition.
- Cocksuckers need permission to put me in this position.
- But there's a big opposition, so I disappear, I'm a magician.
- Catch me? Over my dead body. Call a mortician. But he's going to have some competition.
- Because finding my body will be an expedition.
- The morticians close in on each other, it's a collision.
- It's a juxtaposition. But I knew this was going to happen.
- I had a premonition that I was going to be forced into a exhibition.
- So I got a proposition. Let me go and I won't fill you with ammunition.
- Just kidding, it was my mission all along to give you a demolition,
- And leave you in decomposition. Pow Pow. Bye-bye, for now.