DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm not to fond
• of gay guys, am I wrong?
• You claim you're straight
• but probably spend your nights with guys playing beer pong
• and wake up in the morning to find in your hand
• a strap on
• say you got a girl but got caught in bed with John
• surprisingly not grabbing his dick
• but singing him a lullaby song
• then hit him from the back harder than the hulk hitting a gong
• then plucked off his pube hairs with your teeth in place of some tongs
• but then he had to leave
• so you spend the rest of the day on Google searching dongs
• after blowing your two dads Paul and Shawn
• turn it into a threesome after inviting Don
• then go to bed sleeping with your cardboard cutout of Rich Homie Quan