DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo, get the fuck back, before my mac goes clack and puts a crack in your rack.
• Your lack of a snapback shows you're a duck, quack quack.
• My black ass is about to give you a whack, like I give a fuck, smack smack.
• Give me back my plaque, Jack, or I'll take out the single tack in your shack.
• Everyone knows you hired a claque for your jingle, attack me, you're wack.
• Are you having a panic attack, or a satanic act.
• Let me stop you, with my demonic axe, or my manic rap.
• Oh snap, my face, it's just a hispanic mask.
• I don't really speak spanish, man.
• You're looking frantic, relax, Let's wrap this classic class,
• Up, Wassup, this is a magic dance, That won't give you a gigantic chance.
• Just a slim trance that'll let you glance at France while you're in that stance.
• While I advance on your broken romance,
• Drop your girls pants with my hands, let's enhance through her bushy grass.
• Gross, she's starting to grow plants,
• I'm barfing, I just saw a bundle of lizards.
• I guess that's why they call me the Jungle Wizard.
• I'll easily trundle through your frontal blizzard.