Battles  JParis vs KingLzombie

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • (Not meant to be serious, just bored)
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  • I eat the pussy, call it filet mignon
  • Up all night, aint sleepin till i see a billion
  • I got everything, I got vision
  • I ain't on a mission but don't try me or we both end up in prison
  • strapped with it like a villain
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  • Ok now we got that out the way listen
  • You thirsty ass pigeon with ya ugly ass chicken friend
  • I got better things to attend.
  • See me at the grammy's with ya granny.
  • Every time I see you it look like you with a tranny
  • You and ya friend Sandy.
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  • You look like Spongebob. You and ya hole mob.
  • You show up with Patrick. I guess that pussy magic.
  • You live under a rock. Just tragic.
  • We gotta leave this shit boutta be graphic.
  • Me and Nick assmatic.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • i don't even know what this rap pad is
  • style like this make a bitch want to have my kids
  • i could talk smack about the trap in a flash like a comic
  • its not common if I'm honest
  • you could be rich as fuck but youre not like me
  • got that hoe to fuck but youre not like me
  • dealing with them drugs but youre not like me
  • young i grew up in the 90s got that dick that making bitches
  • wanna fight me dont believe me but trust me its likely
  • you can have loads of money but youre not like me
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  • i could talk about weed but you already know
  • and i got hoes but you already know
  • i could take your girl easy but you already know
  • saving my me as different name on her phone so you won't even know
  • picture me getting blows focus you mite see a hole
  • next thing you know rko thats a rko outa nowhere
  • left her in a estate even gigs don't go there
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  • snapback
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  • i don't even know what to say these days
  • people acting way to strange these days
  • Im just trying get myself paid these days
  • bitch was moving so fake
  • now i don't give a fuck what she says
  • thinks he's the man well thats what he says
  • but when its mayday thats what they all say
  • if ill bang it will be broad day i be flirting when i let the 4 play

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