DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm sicker than syphilis 'nd slit wrists,
• Slick like ick spread thick on the tips of dip sticks,
• Misfit get miffed at my business 'nd bitch fit,
• 'Cause I split slits 'nd flick clits with a big dick,
• I grip mics 'nd flipped it, #the #point #you #missed it like #rich #kids #on #Christmas,
• When I #wrap in ya #presence you're interested, cuz I'm #gifted with this.
• Instant wit, spit like #hot #flints was within,
• #Gettin' #you #lit like a #spliff #with #two #ends.
• These kids are reading “Of Mice and Men”
• #Sea, I'm a #Old #Man drinkin' no ice in gin,
• and mixing my Viagra with Vicodin,
• Some nights I get shiv'ed, don't feel the knife within,
• Then get hard dicked and stick it in ya next of kin,
• I'm havin' sex with them, they #South on me like a #Mexican,
• My #carne recipe's in her #rice #bowl, 'nd l mix ricin in,
• Then I #fuck #this #bitch '#til #death, #heart #attack #sex,
• I #drop #more #Puns than #breaths, #cardiac #arrest.